It’s an exploration, she’s made of outer space
And her lips are like the galaxy’s edge
And her kiss the colour of a constellation falling into place
It's Chloe. 14. Not popular.
Hawaii timezones, man.
Okay, so this video’s only recently been brought to my attention and I’m not even gonna bother asking why it hasn’t gotten more negative attention and ridicule but I’m gonna just give y’all a run down on why this video is not okay and why everyone in this video should just… stop existing. If you want to have a better understanding of the song and Nicki’s original video, here is an excellent post to help uh, open up your minds a bit.
So, let’s go through these amazing lyrics, shall we?
This song is about butts
These girls all have big butts
This video is pretty much just a bunch of big butts
This already nauseating song starts off by missing and trashing the point of the entire video and song! Nice, nice.
I’m dry humping bamboo in a jungle
My butt’s so big it’s like two gigantic bubbles
And I always show it off cause it’s my greatest asset but it’s enhanced by surgery yes it’s made out of plastic
"Greatest asset" meaning that the only thing that gives Nicki value, especially as a black woman, is her ass even though she’s an extremely intelligent and talented woman, right? Gotchu.
It’s not real real real
Cost major cash and my surgery bill is going up fast
Got work on my nose and my lips plus tit implants my fake teeth Mister Ed status
I wish I had the side eye emoji sooooo bad right now.
Feed me a carrot
Booty shake with a snake ninety five percent of me is fake
Aight, let me just blink at the immaturity of this line.
Twerkin’ so hard it cause a massive earthquake
Now I’m rapping so damn fast think my tongue’s about to break
Later in the video I am gonna dance for Drake
Basically I am a stripper who also knows how to rap
Yes! Because all women that aren’t afraid to be sexual beings are strippers and therefore are devalued! And YES! Because being a stripper is a bad thing and doesn’t require any sort of talent or energy and is just such a pathetic job, right? Almost as pathetic as posting sexist parody videos on the internet, huh?
But my lyrics are real bad they’re complete and utter crap
I’m dumb duh duh dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
People that only listen to 3 Nicki songs be like…
A turntable with fruit
A pink speaker and skull
This video is things that don’t make any sense
You ripped off “Baby Got Back”
I’m pissed off
Turned it to trash
Give me some
Of all that cash
As mentioned in the post that I linked, this isn’t a “rip-off” of Baby Got Back, it’s reclaiming it by sexualizing male bodies in the way that female bodies are! If you open your minds a lil…
Ha ha b*tch please
(Flatulence) Talk to the a$$
For some reason there’s a gym out in the jungle
Water is wet.
Where I lift these tiny weights to work out my fake muscles
I pump real hard but there’s no sweat on my complexion
Cause I numb all my sweat glands with these Botox injections
Then I slam my cr*tch. Into the floor rap about sex non-stop
How dare Nicki rap about the same things men get to rap about everyday… atrocious…
Act like a w*ore. Waste the talent I got
You’re a grown ass woman, fam, so is she.
Writing lyrics that will turn your brain to rot
I am a dumb s*it
Squirt the whole can out on my t*t skin
My super s*utty act is wearing real thin
In about seven years I’m gonna look like Lil Kim
Rapping so d*mn fast to hide the fact that I’m dim
We talking about Nicki or are we speaking in first person because… like… yo…
So plastic when I die throw me in recycling
Drake is sitting in a chair now I’m gonna dance for him
I’m dumb duh duh dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
I don’t want a lap dance
Your butt is too d*mn fat
You’re gonna eat this a$$
I can’t! No I need air! Stop
grrrffmm urvvmmem meh furrhhh
What are you saying Drake?
I’m trying to warn you
Nicki behind you there’s a snake
Oh my gosh!
Look at that snake!
That’s right b*tch
He hasn’t ate
And he loves juicy butt steak
Anaconda eat that fake skank
My Anaconda ate Nick’s buns and now this dumb song’s done
I’m still tryna process how a group of adults took the time out of their days to write and produce a video that’s so blatantly sexist and racist, lmao. Don’t even get me started on the fact that Bart Baker’s ugly ass was wearing dark make-up and a “nappy” wig to resemble Drake. But… y’all know what… it’s nearly midnight and I’m tired and I’m disgusted that these adults — people I’m supposed to look up to — would post a video so shameful and insulting.
Having a large follower fan base, I figured that I should inform my followers about Sam Pepper’s latest “shenanigans.” My dashboard has been blowing up about Sam Pepper’s latest video. For those of you who have not seen it, Sam Pepper, a famous Youtuber with 2 million+ subscribers, posted a video of him sexually assaulting a multitude of females as a “prank.” Basically, he pinched girls’ buttocks without their consent. With a fake hand in his sweatshirt and his real hand pinching their bottoms, he assaulted a multitude of young females and brushed his perversions off as a “prank.” The first girl in the video specifically asserted, “I don’t like that” and Sam Pepper laughed. She awkwardly went along; yet, one could see that she was awkward, scared, and uncomfortable.
This video has caused a huge amount of controversy. I do not see what is so controversial; sexual assault is sexual assault. A prank is defined as a joke that is not harmful, nor does it cause either party to feel uncomfortable. His video was not a prank. No, this is not a matter of feminism. This is a matter of sexual assault.
Under the comments, there are several comments from straight white males claiming that the girls “should be glad,” “were asking for it,” etc. For anyone who does not see this video as a problem, what if a similar situation were to happen to you? Targeting straight, white males who do not see this as a problem: A gay, male stranger approaches you. He asks you for directions. As you glance away, you feel a hand on your crotch. You realize, it was the gay stranger. Feel uncomfortable yet? Then, he admits to his little “prank” and laughs it off.
Stop excusing Sam Pepper’s actions. He is using his fame as an excuse to harass girls. Touching someone inappropriately without prior consent is sexual harassment. If you still do not see the issue, you are part of the problem."
Today we are launching a campaign HeForShe. I am reaching out to you because we need your help. We must try to mobilize as many men and boys as possible to be advocates for change. We don’t just want to talk about it. We want to try and make sure it’s tangible.
I was appointed as Goodwill…
Thanks for taking the time to read this letter. As fellow YouTubers, we have much respect for others who put so much hard work into building their channel. It’s not easy, and you should be proud! That said, we’ve noticed that in your success, there has been a lack of respect in…
This is Sam Pepper. If you don’t know who he is, Sam is a successful YouTube prankster with over 2 million subscribers. He recently uploaded a video titled “Fake Hand Ass Pink Prank" where he pinched unsuspecting girls’ butts without their permission. None of this was done with the girls’ consent…meaning Sam Pepper sexually harassed and assaulted these women.
This is no longer a “simple, harmless prank” but rather a very serious matter and offence. If you haven’t seen the video yet, you can watch, dislike, and report it HERE. You can also take the pledge to help stop sexual violence at itsonus.org. Please do not let Sam get away with this kind of behavior. He crossed the line and needs to be held responsible for his disgusting actions.